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Bonnie and Clyde

Bonnie Parker (October 1, 1910 – May 23, 1934) and Clyde Barrow (March 24, 1909 – May 23, 1934) were well known outlaws, robbers and criminals who, with their gang, traveled the Central United States during the Great Depression. Their exploits captured the attention of the American public during what is sometimes referred to as the "public enemy era" between 1931 and 1934. Though known today for his dozen-or-so bank robberies, Barrow in fact preferred to rob small stores or rural gas stations. The gang is believed to have killed at least nine police officers and committed several civilian murders. The couple themselves were eventually ambushed and killed in Louisiana by law officers. Their reputation was cemented in American pop folklore by Arthur Penn's 1967 film Bonnie and Clyde.

Even during their lifetimes, the couple's depiction in the press was at considerable odds with the hardscrabble reality of their life on the road, particularly in the case of Parker. Even though she was physically present at a hundred or more felonies during her two years as Barrow's companion, she was not the machine gun-wielding cartoon killer portrayed in the newspapers, newsreels, and, particularly, the pulpy detective magazines of the day. Gang member W. D. Jones was unsure whether he had ever seen her fire at officers.Parker's reputation as a cigar-smoking gun mollgrew out of a playful snapshot found abandoned by police at a hideout, released to the press, and published nationwide; while she did chain-smoke Camel cigarettes, she was not a cigar smoker.

Author-historian Jeff Guinn explains that it was these very photos that put the outlaws on the media map and launched their legend: "John Dillinger had matinee-idol good looks and Pretty Boy Floyd had the best possible nickname, but the Joplin photos introduced new criminal superstars with the most titillating trademark of all—illicit sex. Clyde Barrow and Bonnie Parker were young and unmarried. They undoubtedly slept together—after all, the girl smoked cigars.... Without Bonnie, the media outside Texas might have dismissed Clyde as a gun-toting punk, if it ever considered him at all. With her sassy photographs, Bonnie supplied the sex-appeal, the oomph, that allowed the two of them to transcend the small-scale thefts and needless killings that actually comprised their criminal careers."

text source:wikipedia.org

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Gagici si BMW-uri

E clasica treaba, daca ai bmw ai succes la femei. Pentru ca femeile au un fetis cu bmw-urile. Sau au barbatii si le baga in cap si femeilor. Mi-am adus aminte de un interviu cu Marijuana: Reporterul: ce trebuie sa faca o fata ca sa fie “fetita de cartier” ? Marijuana: sa faca ce zic [...]

Is this really possible?WTF???

It's getting really interesting after 1:02

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Gifts that ruin relationships

When it comes to buying gifts you fall into one of only two categories. You’re either one of those people that claims to ‘just love buying for other people’ and who has somehow managed to turn the act into an art form.

Or you are the sort who breaks into a cold sweat at the very thought of gift shopping - the stress, the pressure… it’s all just too, too much.

But regardless of which camp you fall into, there is no sure-fire way to ensure your gift is going to be a hit.

In fact, the impact of your choice of gift could have repercussions above and beyond a quivering lip or a sullen face. That’s right, your gift actually speaks. And volumes. Your gift has the power to communicate how much you care for your partner, how much you listen and how much they mean to you.

So no pressure at all then? Sidestep the minefield, read and take heed of our absolute no-no’s to get you off on the right foot. At all costs you need to avoid…

Gifting anything that implies a flaw
Diet books, self-help books, gym membership, anti-ageing creams, all to be avoided at all costs. You might as well save the cash and just tell them they’re fat and flawed.

Anything practical or chore related
A hoover, a set of saucepans… no, no and thrice no. Giving a gift is an opportunity to buy someone something they wouldn’t normally buy for themselves, so give the dull and practical gifts a swerve and think ‘indulgence’.

Cheap tat
If you’re trying to say ‘I care more about my bank balance than I care about you’ then go right ahead here. However, if you actually like your other half, you’re going to need to dig a little deeper. That doesn’t mean that a good gift is necessarily one you lavish cash on, but no one likes a miser and it’s never more apparent than when giving a gift. Avoid the bargain bucket and think about what it is that will make them smile, not your bank manager.

No gift at all.
‘I forgot’ is just never going to cut it. If you care then you would know the important dates - birthdays, anniversaries… there are no excuses here. If you’re time poor then get online. If you’re just thoughtless then be prepared to pay the price.

A gift that’s more about you than them
Tickets to see... your favourite band, a book… you want, clothes… you like. Buying a gift is all about the other person, it has nothing to do with you. Be selfless in the act of gift shopping and hold yourself back. It can be your turn next payday.

A ‘virtual gift’
A star named after you, chickens for a village in Africa, a donation in your name. OK, so some of them may appear to be nice, thoughtful, even selfless gestures, but aren’t they really just a little bit smug, and really… can I wear it, can I touch it? No, so where’s my actual gift then?! Get real, unless it’s a holiday think tangible, think paper-ripping and beaming smiles - now that’s a gift.

Clothes
A fine line is to be trodden here and some may even argue it’s a perfectly OK gift to buy, but if you are one of those people, then proceed at your peril. We’re all adults, we all know what we like, that’s why we choose our own clothes and have done since we were 12 or 13. If we wanted dressing we’d get a stylist. If you must, try and make good with vouchers for their favourite store but please, no actual clothes.
source:yahoo.co.uk

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This is my new obsession,www.boringnews.info . Every time i'm bored,instead of looking by myself over the internet for something to cheer me up,i just go on this web site.It is a lot of fun in there,funny facts,boring news from over the internet,funny pictures....and a lot more.it just save you a bit of time.Today they posted a few funny pics.So,yeah,on the scale of 1-10 i will say www.boringnews.info is somewhere around 8.worth a try.enjoy

Try to watch this without laughing or grinning

Try not to smile and yeah,let me know if you can.

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Michael Grimm the winner of America's got talent 2010

Great America's got talent finale,great winner.

30 sec to Mars-Kings and Queens

20 signs that you're in love

1. You throw away your old relationship souvenirs

2. Your ex announces their engagement, and you pretend you don’t care

3. You are no longer shy around your former crush

4. You are not turned off by physical imperfection

5. You show them where you grew up

6. You tell them your plans – big or small

7. You wonder where “we” should go on holiday

8. You’re thrilled by a joint invite to a family wedding

9. You show them off

10. You’re happy doing nothing together

11. You join their photography class

12. You ring them to moan about work

13. You take their kids out for lunch

14. You are not afraid to argue

However…

15. You feel terrible when you argue

You would not be half as upset about a row with anyone else. Here’s why…

16. You care more about their happiness than your own

17. You don’t mind saving if you're usually a spend-thrift

Likewise…

18. You don’t mind splashing out if you're usually frugal

19. You risk being yourself

20.You drag him/her into a jewellery shop just to imagine how the wedding rings gonna look like

TERMINATU”: Microsoft bans a gamer from Xbox LIVE just because of where he lives

TERMINATU”: Microsoft bans a gamer from Xbox LIVE just because of where he lives

Microsoft bans a gamer from Xbox LIVE just because of where he lives

Political correctness takes a step closer to complete insanity, as Microsoft bans a gamer from Xbox LIVE just because of where he lives.

You see, Josh Moore, a 26 year-old unemployed factory worker with a penchant for first-person shooters, is a resident of “Fort Gay”. This diminutive West Virginian ‘burg dates back to 1789 and is thought to be named after an American Civil War nurse. Sadly, Xbox LIVE staff knew nothing of this and didn’t even bother to check the town’s existence. Instead they suspended Moore’s Xbox LIVE account when they saw what was considered to be an offensive term in his gamer profile.

Needless to say, Moore was somewhat dumbfounded, complaining: "At first I thought, 'Wow, somebody's thinking I live in the gayest town in West Virginia or something. I was mad. ... It makes me feel like they hate gay people."

You might think that such a simple mistake would be easy to fix with a quick phone call to Xbox Customer services. Alas, this only seemed to make matters worse: "I figured, I'll explain to them, 'Look in my account. Fort Gay is a real place. I told him, Google it - 25514!" said Moore, identifying the town's ZIP code.

However the Xbox LIVE employee responded with a stern warning that if Moore put Fort Gay back in his profile, they’d cancel his account and keep the two years’ subscription fee he’d already paid in advance.

Even Fort Gay’s Mayor, David Thompson, was unable to help, and was summarily informed that “Gay” was deemed an insulting term when used in any context. Which, of course, is complete nonsense – quite apart from its ‘Happy’ meaning, Microsoft itself has recently changed its policy, allowing Xbox gamers to express their sexuality in their profiles and gamer tags.

But it took Xbox LIVE’s director of policy and enforcement, Stephen Toulouse, to finally break the unfortunate impasse.

“Someone took the phrase 'Fort Gay WV' and believed that the individual who had that was trying to offend, or trying to use it in a pejorative manner. Unfortunately, one of my people agreed with that. When it was brought to my attention, we did revoke the suspension."

"In this very, very specific case, a mistake was made and we're going to make it right."

To which end, staff training has since been improved and senses of humour have been reset. At least until the next moronic misunderstanding hoves into view...

source:yahoo.co.uk

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I love this guy,i really do but i love even more that weird wig...she's hooooot.This song either you like it or hate it.....hmmmm i think you gonna love it.



Brilllllliiiiiaaant,I'm your number one fun




they are fucking brilliant,oh i already say that,never mind




my favourite by faaaaar

The Stig revealed

I'm speechless,all i can say is this:Ben Collins WAS The Stig,if you don't know who Ben Collins is watch this photo.....no?click here then

Europa League Groups 2010

GROUP A
Juventus
Manchester City
Salzburg
Lech Poznan


GROUP B
Atletico Madrid
Bayer Leverkusen
Rosenborg Trondheim
Aris Salonika


GROUP C
Sporting
Lille
Levski Sofia
Ghent


GROUP D
Villarreal
Club Bruges
Dinamo Zagreb
PAOK Salonika


GROUP E
AZ Alkmaar
Dynamo Kiev
BATE Borisov
Sheriff Tiraspol


GROUP F
CSKA Moscow
Palermo
Sparta Prague
FC Lausanne-Sport


GROUP G
Zenit St Petersburg
Anderlecht
AEK Athens
Hajduk Split


GROUP H
VfB Stuttgart
Getafe
OB Odense
Young Boys


GROUP I
PSV Eindhoven
Sampdoria
Metalist Kharkiv
Debrecen


GROUP J
Sevilla
Paris St Germain
Borussia Dortmund
Karpaty Lviv


GROUP K
Liverpool
Steaua Bucharest
Napoli
Utrecht


GROUP L
Porto
Besiktas
CSKA Sofia
Rapid Vienna

Champions League Groups 2010

Group A
1)Internationale
2)Bremen
3)Tottenham
4)Twente

Group B
1)Lyon
2)Benfica
3)Shalke
4)H.Tel Aviv

Group C
1)Manchester
2)Valencia
3)Rangers
4)Bursaspor

Group D
1)Barcelona
2)Panatinaikos
3)Kobenhavn
4)Rubin

Group E
1)Bayern
2)Roma
3)Basel
4)CFR Cluj

Group F
1)Chelsea
2)Marseille
3)Spartak Moskva
4)Zilina

Group G
1)Milan
2)Real Madrid
3)Aijax
4)Auxerre

Group H
1)Arsenal
2)Shaktar Donetsk
3)Braga
4)Partizan

Fastest text message

If you try to beat this guy all you have to do is to type this:"The razor-toothed piranhas of the genera Serrasalmus and Pygocentrus are the most ferocious freshwater fish in the world. In reality they seldom attack a human.",and you have to do it in less than 35:54sec.good luck

We love hot girls wearing glasses and office dressed

This group is for all guys/girls who like hot girls wearing glasses and dressed "office-style". We'll keep you updated with pictures and all that :)
We want to reach as many users as possible, so we can transform it from a fashion to an international law: All girls must be dressed like that because is soooo sexy.go on,press the "Join" button i know you love them too
Think about guys,take the bikini off...keep kissing her....take the bra off...keep kissing her...and when you ready for action you have to stop.why???what do you mean why?you forgot the glasses....take the glasses off and then carry on.is that a good reason to join this group??of course it is.

Preservation

Judging the above photo,if i wear a condom all the time that will make my willie immortal???only asking...

Best ringtones ever made

Be patience,is getting funnier after the first minute.Donald Duck is my favorite hahahaha

How to improve your site/blog visitors number

The plan that I offer you is the result of months of reading, testing, experience, so you will get only what's important from each: facebook, twitter, SEO, blogging, outsourcing. 3 pages of information, modified to suit your business. Bonus: I will answer to all your social media / SEO questions!! If you are advanced internet marketer you don't need to buy this, is a summary of all the methods, but if you are just started, you NEED this. ohhhh,yeah,and it's only a fiver.5$only

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First kiss

This is the first kiss filmed.It was passion as well back in the days.I love his moustache...I'm not pervert,just saying.

World first mobile phone

Meet Marty Cooper,the inventor of the first mobile phone.He invented the hand held phone in 1973,the phone's weight was 2 kilos.



When he stood on a New York street and made the first phone call from a prototype cellular phone, he couldn't have conceived how successful it would become.
Producing the first phone cost Motorola the equivalent of $1m in today's money.
source:bbc.co.uk

Coffee art

What if you are a tea lover?can you replicate this with tea bags?or there's another bird/animal that you can do?This question is for me,i need to keep myself focused.
The rest are just easy,i've done 'em while i had a fag...You know when you're bored and you do stupid thing?That's what i do when i'm bored..........not really

Cruel woman is throwing a cat in a bin

A cat and a woman meet eachother,one is walking on the brick fence the other on the pavement.
When woman suddenly grabs the cat by the scruff of the neck before throwing it into a wheelie bin and slamming the lid closed.
The cat stayed for nearly 15 hours in the bin before her owners found her

Slash masterpiece

Here's Slash at Glastonbury 2010 performing the best song ever (in my opinion).

Old school hip-hop

If you bored in work just listen to this and you'll cheer up,i promise.want more?have a look at the video then,and remember the way you use to dress in the 90's.....aaaa?remember??and those funky moves??is that you back then???noooo
Great tune 'do. naughty by nature-OPP

Way of travel

We all know how much dogs love to travel in a car with window down and head out.This is a perfect example of dog lover satisfy his dog needs.You know what?i might do that with my dog.....hopes he'll enjoys it.

Funny insults

Shouldn't you have a license for being that ugly?

Calling you an idiot would be an insult to all the stupid people.

Sure, I'd love to help you out...now, which way did you come in?






Anybody who told you to be yourself simply couldn't have given you worse advice...

Why don't you slip into something more comfortable...like a coma.

I know what sign you were born under...'RED LIGHT DISTRICT'



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10 Funny Facebook Status

Dan feels like getting some work done...and so he is sitting down until the feeling passes.

Dan is cle'a]ni.ng hi's ke]yb29oa;rd

Dan is wondering why his daughter's diaper holds no where near the 22-37 pounds it promises

Dan is wondering where Noah kept woodpeckers on his ark

Dan is Loading ████████████ 99%

Dan Statistically 5/4 of people have trouble with fractions.

Dan I hear there is scientific proof that birthdays are good for you... the more you have the longer you live.

Dan Top Tip Of The Week: When going through airport customs and you are asked "do you have any firearms with you?" do not reply "what do you need?"

Dan Have you ever had a fly or small bug land on your computer screen and your first reaction is to try and scare it with the cursor?

Dan is normally not a praying man, but if you're up there, please save me Superman.

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Proud to be a man

That is so true.....i know 'cause i'm always skint



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One little game for really bored people....i knooow is sad

Sa vedem cat de istet esti tu ca pe mine m-a imbolnavit de nervi joculetul asta....si cand te gandesti ca a fost proiectat tocmai sa ma linisteasca.....offfff
PS.stiu ca e vechi dar a ramas la fel de enervant aaaarrrrr

Sacked chef goes mad-video

Nenea bucatar a fost concediat,pana aici nimic deosebit.Omu',dupa ce i se da vestea,iese din biroul sefului cu tastatura de la calculator si o izbeste te tocul usii,mai sparge cateva farfurii,varsa niste faina in incercarea de a se calma.Dar nimic nu il calmeaza si incepe sa urmareasca ceilalti membrii ai bucatariei cu un obiect ascutit cand......cand un nene satul de ifosele lui il face KO cu o singura lovitura.De mentionat ca nenea cu KO-ul nu face parte din stafful restaurantului respectiv ci a unui alt restaurant aflat in apropiere.Na,ete dovada

Cel mai tare site din luuuuuumeeee (best web site ever....true)fara caterinca

Navigam si eu ca oamenii prin vastul internet cand descoperii saitu asta.Smecher,arata bine si e simplu de navigat.Ba chiar am aflat ca toate ofertele alea sunt pe bune.Practic baietii posteaza o oferta pe zi,din orice domeniu de la chiloti la apartamente.Evident ca unele oferte dureaza doar o zi sau o saptamana si trebuie sa te grabesti sa cumperi produsele respective dar sunt OFERTE,chilipiruri practic.Functioneaza foarte simplu,cauti domeniu care te intereseaza,sa zicem ca vrei un laptop ieftin.Apesi oferte laptop in dreapta sus la etichete si iti apar toate ofertele de laptop.Daca ofertele au expirat nu dispera,intra pe www.oferte-noi.info mai des ca o sa apara alta.Majoritatea magazinelor online prezentate acolo iti ofera posibilitatea sa platesti cu cardul sau cont PayPal,inca un motiv sa cauti produse ieftine acolo.
Daca baietii au omis o oferta buna de pe piata sau daca ai tu ceva de vanzare pe e-bay,sau okazii.ro sau orice alt site poti sa le trimiti oferta si daca produsul respectiv e cel mai ieftin de pe piata o sa-l gasesti a2a zi pe site.Aaaaa,si inca ceva,totul e gratis deci e modalitate ieftina si buna sa iti promovezi produsele.
Deci mie chiar mi-a placut,acum ramane de vazut daca va place si voua.
Link catre saitul de oferte www.oferte-noi.info

Cel mai tare penalty

Sange in testicule (coaie),intelegi??

Profesie

La cererea expresa a cititorului (ca e doar unu', nea Dan),ma simt obligat sa aduc urmatoarele modificari profilului meu:

-profesia:o functie de conducere intr-o companie de transporturi si anume taximetrist.

In eventualitatea in care exista si alti cititori,imi cer scuze ca nu v-am pomenit pe toti desi aveam si timp si spatiu ca sunteti de ordinul unitatilor dar o sa o fac intr-un post viitor.
Stiu nea Dane ca tu sti ca sa zic asa ca io am functie de conducere si ca tu nu te-ai indoit niciodata de calitatile mele.Mai sustinut de pe vremea cand eram manechin la Euro NCAP si iti multumesc.Nu stiam cum sa incep postul asta si am aruncat-o pe tine.cheers mate.

Printisorul si Cenusareasa

Ia d'aci si sa nu te aud.Da volumul la maxim si dicstreaza-te.

Mai vrei???

Reclama 1990.....si ceva

Uite ca imi adusai aminte de asta,tare rau dupa standardele mele.Daca iti mai aduci aminte de altele la fel de tari pune si tu link la comentarii,merci

Metoda (periculoasa) de a te lasa de fumat

Astazi e a18a zi de cand nu mai fumez.Am fumat vreo 15 ani,fumator inrait.Brichete in fiecare pereche de pantaloni,aveam lasate pachete de tigari oriunde petreceam mai mult de 10 minute.Dimineata imi faceam o cafea si aprindeam o tigara,asta ca prim lucru pe ziua respectiva,imediat dupa ce mancam aprindeam o tigara...etc,intelegi ce vreau sa zic?,fumam mult si des.
Nu am avut probleme de sanatate cauzate de fumat,dar dupa cum stim ele sunt pe termen lung.E posibil ca la batranete sa resimt cauzele fumatului dar asta e ultima grija care ma preocupa acum.Ideea e ca am folosit un produs si a functionat.Cica produsul asta opreste nicotina de a mai ajunge la creier si calmeaza durerile alea cauzate de lipsa de nicotina din organism.Tratamentul e simplu,dureaza 14 zile,timp in care poti sa fumezi.Se ia o pastila ziua si una seara.Intre a10a si a14a zi trebuie sa iti alegi o zi in care sa nu mai fumezi de loc.Eu am ales a12a zi dar tin sa zic ca nu am mai putut fuma din a10a.
Produsul se numeste Champix in Europa si Chantix in America de Nord si este produs de Pfizer.Eu nu am nici un fel de pregatire medicala si nu incurajez pe nimeni sa urmeze tratamentul asta fara a consulta um medic specialist,eu descriu doar experienta prin care am trecut folosind produsul asta.
Creeaza depresie,este foarte periculos pentru oamenii cu o personalitate slaba.La o simpla cautare pe youtube o sa gasesti documentare despre produs in care sunt relatate sinucideri cu cauze legate de folosirea medicamentului.
Am simtit depresia in timpul tratamentului dar nu am legat-o de folosirea produsului,am crezut ca este un lucru normal atunci cand te lasi de fumat.Depresia este foarte puternica,este ceva pe care nu ai mai experimentat in trecut nici in cele mai grele momente ale vietii.Eu am fost foarte hotarat sa ma las de fumat si mi-am canalizat toata energia pe lucrul asta,in felul asta,asa cum am zis si mai sus,in creierul meu nu a existat conexiunea intre depresie si medicament.Poate mai importatant decat atat a fost ca nu am stiut de depresia cauzata de medicament pentru nu nu m-am documentat despre produs inainte de a incepe tratamentul tocmai pentru a inlesni efectul Placebo.In cazul meu ma simteam depresiv de fiecare data cand luam pastila si tinea cam o ora dupa care lucrurile intrau in normal.Toti colegii care au folosit tratamentul au simtit cam aceleasi lucruri ca si mine.Eu mi-am atins scopul,adica m-am lasat de fumat si cel mai important e ca am iesit nevatamat din asta.
Acum vestea buna e ca cica mai exista un produs,care a fost descoperit accidental.Undeva intr-o puscarie din America era prescris ca antidepresiv si dupa ceva vreme medicii puscariei au observat ca toti pacientii care au folosit antidepresivul respectiv s-au lasat de fumat.Daca e adevarata toata faza asta e bine,dar eu am o vaga impresie ca e doar o strategie de vanzari.Asta se numeste Zyban,ideea e ca nu o sa ai depresii pentru ca asta e tocmai un antidepresiv.

50 de ani vechime si mai actual ca niciodata

E vorba despre un ziar.Prima oara cica a aparut intr-un film in 1960 si de atunci tot apare.Chestia e ca e acelasi ziar,acelasi titluri,acelasi articole s.a.m.d.A aparut in Dallas,Desperate Housewives,No Country For Old Men,Married With Children plm,cateva din astea mai cunoscute.Producatorii de filme s-au saturat sa ceara permisiunea unor ziare adevarate si din lejeritate il tot folosesc pe asta.
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Imaginea smecheriei-retrospectiva

Acum vreo 20 si ceva de ani,pusti fiind,cautam protectia celor mai mari.Daca se lua cineva de mine in scoala il amenintam ca vin cu x si il rupe in bataie.De obicei X trebuia sa arate intr-un anumit fel ca amenintarea sa aibe efect,si anume:
-avea unghia de la degetul mic mai crescuta decat restul
-avea chica si parul peste urechi
-purta panataloni de stofa,bluza de trening si pantofi cu ciucurei
-era un foarte bun jucator de gropita si liniuta
-fuma (de obicei BT......ce vremuri)
Era foarte normal ca cineva sa se simta amenintat de cineva care arata in felul asta.Ce trebuia sa fac eu sa imi asigur protectia?simplu,duceam sticlele de bere goale si luam garantia,evident banii ii dadeam lui.Ma duceam sa schimb bani pentru esentialul joc de gropita si liniuta,ii dadeam de 6 cand iesea afara gagicasa,ma duceam si ii cumparam tigari etc.Cat timp faceam toate astea eram protejat.Doamneeee cat imi doream sa ma lase invatatoarea cu chica si paru peste urechi.
Mai tarziu imaginea smecherului a evoluat.Purta blugi mustar Pyramid,tricou cu dungi orizontale Channel,si adidasi din vinilin.Obiceiurile erau aceleasi.Aspiratia mea se schimbase,vroiam blugi mustar Pyramid.
Si mai tarziu,blugii vampum evazati si pantofii ala Depeche Mode cu tablita in fata.Aspiratoare de femei,majoritatea erau depesari.Evident eu inca aspiram la imaginea aia,eram inca tuns cu breton,scolareste(apropo,era simplu sa fi frizer pe vremea aia,toti eram tunsi la fel).
Am ramas un nostalgic incurabil pana in zilele noastre,inca ma gandesc la blugii aia mustar pe care nu i-am avut niciodata si la codita cu parul peste urechi.

Alternativa

Daca esti in starea aia de a te uita la un film si nu sti la ce film,iti propun sa-l vezi pe asta.Plm,e lung,un pic plictisitor dar merita vazut.

Fotbal minut cu minut

Uite ca se intampla si la case mai mari.Postul de televiziune Sky sports news are o emisiune de genul fotbal minut cu minut de la noi,era la radio cu multi ani in urma,habar nu am daca inca mai e,ma rog......

Tambal rock sau rock tambal

Omu' are talent,astept versiunile la cimpoi si oboi.......maaaaarfaaaaaaaaaa

Cele mai comune 10 parole

The most common passwords
123456
12345
123456789
Password
iloveyou
princess
rockyou
1234567
12345678
abc123
Souce: Imperva

Daca cumva folosesti una dintre parolele de mai sus.....nu-i nimic,nu esti singurul cica 50% dintre noi o fac.
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De prin lume adunate

plm,si lista poate continua..........

Unica(c)ati

Tot ce se intampla in tara noastra,are la baza un tipar desenat in alte tari mai avansate.Asfaltatul strazilor de exemplu'.Se chinuie aia sa gaseasca fonduri pt asfaltarea unei strazi ani intregi.In sfarsit,gasesc niste bani si se apuca de treaba.Se stabileste ca totul v-a dura o saptamana cu un anumit cost.Se termina saptamana,lucrarea nu e terminata,s-a depasit bugetul,si toata lumea e frustrata.Se apeleaza la materiale de slaba calitate,pentru ca s-au terminat banii si in final iese o treaba de cacat.Dupa finalizarea lucrarilor vin aia de la gaz si fix pe strada aia nou asfaltata trebuie se schimbe o conducta.Si se apuca ei si sparg tot asfaltul alora sa-si inlocuieasca teava.aaaa?Ai mai vazut asa ceva?mai ales prin Bucuresti.Toata lumea zice ca asa ceva se putea intampla numai la noi,ca sunt numai incompetenti,ca e bataie de joc.Ti se face scarba si incepi sa-i urasti.Dar nu ii urasti pentru adevaratul motiv pt care ar trebui sa-i urasti.Ii urasti pentru incompetenta cand de fapt e o adevarata inginerie financiara creata de altii mult mai destepti si adaptata la noi.
Ideea e ca si la engleji se intampla la fel.Si nu s-a intamplat din greseala sau doar cu o singura strada sau ca a fost un caz de forta majora.Dupa ce asfalteaza o strada vin baietii de la gaz sau apa si incep sa sparga tot asfaltul,schimba teava,carpesc strada si asteapta urmatorul an in vederea repetarii actiunii.Mai sunt vorbe de vorbit?
Politicienii au decontat banii cheltuiti pe filme porno.A plecat omu' in delegatie,i s-a facut de un pornache,l-a comandat,a venit factura pe care a luat-o omul frumusel si a dus-o la contabilitate si a cerut cele 10 lire sterline (ca atat au costat filmele)inapoi.Asta cu filmele porno nu se intampla la noi pentru ca suntem o tara crestina dar aici intervine adaptarea.Vede omu' filmu' porno si il roaga pe ala sa-i treaca pe factura stirile protv cu Andreea Esca.intelegi?
Angajarile se fac tot pe relatii,se tine cont de nepotisme.Pana si celebra alba-neagra din anii '90 nu a fost inventata in Romania,isi are radacinile in Bronx NY.
Fitzele?neeeeeaaaaaah.tot in occident.La noi e un fel de fitzo-kitch.Cica cele mai tari masini apar mai intai in Romania.....=)),o pula,sa vezi hoteluri care au Ferrari,Rolce-Roys-uri de inchiriat,razgaiala ce sa mai.....
Balacareala de la TV?tot afara,suntem juniori.Pai la astia se lasa cu cuvinte grele fara sa fie bipuite.O dau oamenii pe fuck off de zici ce e aia.
Io zic sa nu mai fim frustrati,sa incercam sa gasim si noi o relatie care sa ne bage la un post TV sa prezentam o emisiune de fitze.Dupa care urmeaza o masina ultimu' ragnet,nemaivazuta in lume,cu care sa defilam pe strazile prost asfaltate din oras.pam pam.
Asa ca Monica,crede-ma pe cuvant ca nu merita osteneala de a fi suparata pe niste lucruri care nu or sa se schimbe niciodata,din contra o sa evolueze.

Ma intorc inevitabil si m-am alaturat:

Tot citesc eu in lumea asta a bloggarilor urmatoarele expresii:"site-uri carora m-am alaturat" sau "site-uri la care ma intorc inevitabil" si am zis sa fac si eu o lista de lucruri indispensabile,"la care ma intorc inevitabil".
Pe primul loc,mai presus de toate e WC-ul,cuvinte precum "inevitabil" sau "alaturat" nu descriu importanta WC-ului pentru mine.Ma intorc atat de des la WC incat l-am plasat pe primul loc.Cateodata chiar si de 3 ori pe zi,mult mai des decat deschid laptop-ul.Cand zic WC ma refer strict la activitatile clasificate ca "treaba nr1 si nr2" desfasarurate in incaperea cu pricina.Dusul,ca importanta probabil e pe locul 2.
Urmatoarele lucruri sunt descrise aleatoriu fara nici o relevanta in clasificarea din cadrul top-ului.
Ma intorc inevitabil si m-am alaturat :
-laptop-ului
-pachetului de tigari
-televizorului
-frigiderului
-patului
-telefonului mobil
-brichetei (cateodata mai cer una si altor persoane sau o iau din cleptomanie)apropos,am mai multe brichete furate decat cumparate
-periutei de dinti
-incarcatoarelor de telefon si laptop
-cafelei (toooooooone)
-scrumierei
Probabil lista ar putea continua dar ma opresc aici.Stiu,sunt un om vicios,dependent de lucruri materiale.....asa si?....

Comment pentru "al fara nume"

Fiecare vietate iti dezvolta un mecanism de a supravietui in mediul inconjurator.Nu e cazul sa intru in detalii pentru ca le cunoastem cu totii.Vezi cameleonul,paianjenul,coropisnita,musca tete etc.Postul asta e inspirat de "al fara nume" care zice el de promisiuni.Desi postul asta trebuia sa fie doar un comentariu la postul lui,care apropos nu prea sa intampla des sa comentez,dar PROMIT sa-mi schimb obiceiurile,am decis sa-l transform in post pe blogul meu.
Promitem oriunde,oricum si oricand.N-ai platit rata la banca?ii promiti aluia ca la primul salariu o platesti.Ii promiti sefului ca iti dedici mai mult timp noului proiect,promiti prietenei ca o scoti la film in week-end-ul urmator,iti promiti sa te lasi de fumat......etc,toate astea doar pentru a mai castiga putin timp,timp care de altfel este mort,nu ajuta la nimic.Promiti din egoism,lasitate,incompetenta,promiti chiar din lipsa de timp.Promiti pentru ca are efect imediat.Persoana caruia ii promiti se simte mai linistita si nu are cum sa verifice pe moment.Poti sa promiti de orice marime,culoare.Poti sa promiti ca o sa sti numerele castigatoare la loto.Intodeauna persoana careia ii promiti va ofta gandindu-se la efectele promisiunii.Vinovatii?aia care promit si aia care cred in promisiuni.Un cerc viciios.Promisiunea e doar un stimulent al creierului,ai promis si imediat se instaleaza o stare de comfort in organism.Creierul percepe promisiunea ca pe o partida de sex sau o tigare.Efect imediat dar pentru o scurta perioada de timp.In secunda 2 ai nevoie de o alta promisiune,tigara sau partida de sex.Io cred ca promisiunea este mecanismul nostru de a supravietui in mediul inconjurator.

Today was a good day

Fix in noaptea in care a2a zi trebuie sa te trezesti foarte de dimineata,pentru ca ai programul foarte incarcat,adormi tarziu.Te-a tinut treaz un film, ai stat pe net, nu ai putut sa adormi din cauza presiunii zilei urmatoare,sau oricare ar fi motivul,te-ai dus la somn pe la 2 desi la 5 trebuie sa fi in picioare.Englejii zic "bad timing",noi dam vina pe soarta,pe Dumnezeu.
Iti pui ceasu' sa sune la 5.Cele trei ore ti se par 5 min cand auzi alarma,nu te ridici instantaneu,amani alarma pentru inca 5 minute de parca ar ajuta cu ceva.Iar sunetul ala de la alarma,iar o amani,se repeta treaba asta de cateva ori si pana la urma iti iei inima in dinti si te uiti cat e ceasu'.E 6,trebuia sa fi iesit pe usa deja,tot ce mai poti sa zici e "baga-mi-as pula".S-a dus cafeaua,dusul,micul dejun.Iti tragi blugii pe tine,iti cauti telefonul care evident e desacarcat (poate de la alarma),ai sarit in ghete si esti plecat.E aglomerat in statia de tramvai si te duci la autobuz.Asta intarzie,iei taxiul cu ultimii bani pe care ii mai ai in buzunar.Realizezi ca ai uitat ceva acasa dar e mult prea tarziu sa te mai intorci.Ti-ai incurcat toata ziua ba chiar saptamana.
Desi asta facem cu totii aproape zi de zi,la finalul zilei/saptamanii iesim bine."lasa-ma ca am avut o zi/saptamana foarte incarcata".

AXIOMELE SECOLULUI XXI

01. Sexul a fost atat de bun, incat si vecinii au fumat tigara de dupa.
02. Toate generalizarile sunt false... inclusiv aceasta.
03. Ateismul este o organizatie non-profet.
04. Poarta-te frumos cu copiii tai. Ei iti vor alege azilul.
05. Imprumuta bani de la un pesimist. Nu se asteapta sa i-i dai inapoi.
06. Moartea este ereditara.
07. Nu fi de neinlocuit. Daca nu poti fi inlocuit, atunci nu o sa fii niciodata promovat.
08. Ai observat vreodata cat de repede merge Windows-ul? Nici noi...
09.. Experienta este ceva ce obtii abia atunci cand nu mai ai nevoie de ea.
10. Putine femei isi dezvaluie varsta reala. Putini barbati se comporta adecvat varstei reale.
11. Vand parasuta.. Folosita o singura data, nu a fost deschisa si are o mica pata.
12. Prietenii vin si pleaca. Dusmanii se acumuleaza.
13. Da-i unui om peşte si va manca o zi. Invata-l sa pescuiasca si va sta toata ziua in barca cu sticla de bere in mana.
14. Cel ce rade la urma, este mai incet la minte.
15. Cum iti dai seama cand ramai fara cerneala invizibila?
16. Cum se lipeste Teflonul de tigaie?
17. Cine crede in telekinezie, sa imi ridice mana.
18. Nu sunt vegetarian pentru ca iubesc animalele. Sunt vegetarian pentru ca urasc plantele.
19. Mi-am facut un test de inteligenta si rezultatele au fost negative.
20. Inainte eram mereu indecis. Acum nu mai sunt asa sigur.
21. Daca papusa Barbie e asa populara, de ce trebuie sa ii cumparam prieteni?
22. Daca ai impresia ca nu ii pasa nimanui daca mai traiesti, incearca sa nu platesti cateva rate la banca.
23. Invata din greselile parintilor: foloseste prezervativul!
24. Multitasking inseamna sa faci mai multe lucruri prost in acelasi timp!
25. Puritanism: teama ca cineva, undeva s-ar putea sa fie fericit.
26. Sexul este ca aerul. Nu e important decat daca nu ai parte de el.
27. Zambeste! E al doilea cel mai frumos lucru pe care il poti face cu buzele.

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Una din melodiile mele preferate.La chitara unul din preferatii mei.....Whole lotta love

Paradise city

Asta pentru ca intr-o saptamana ma duc acasa...........

5cm de zapada alba

Stiati ca.......?
La engleji ninge iarna iar zapada este de culoare alba?
Mergand pe principiul asta,ieri,o zi de marti obisnuita la inceputul lunii ianuarie (deci iarna)a nins.Bucurie mare,toata lumea era afara desi era miezul noptii.Distractie maxima,copii,catei,bunici toti petreceau ca nebunii.A nins feeric timp de 4 ore,se asternuse un covor alb de vreo 5cm.In restul europei zapada asta e ceva normal,viata isi respecta cursul obisnuit dar nu la engleji.
A2a zi totul paralizat,totul inchis,companiile isi sunau angajatii sa nu se prezinte la munca,autostraziile inchise,scoli inchise,aeroporturi inchise,totul din cauza a 5cm de zapada alba cazuta pe timp de iarna.Autoritatile zic ca nu se asteptau la asa ceva.Normal,doar nu te astepti sa ninga iarna.De aseara si pana acum (eu am fost la servici si stiu :-) nu au scos nici macar un tractor,plug sau alte utilaje de dezapezit.De ce?simplu,nu au.Asa ca oameni buni,nu mai criticati auutoritatile noastre ca nu se ocupa de dezapezit ca nu-i adevarat,probabil sunt cei mai buni din lume.
PS.incalzire globala? mda

Lungimi

Unul dintre cele mai lungi nume de familie ii apartine acestui baiat,e din Glastonbury UK. Numele lui -Captain Fantastic Faster Than Superman Spiderman Batman Wolverine Hulk And The Flash Combined-a costat doar 10£,guvernul englez nu prea taxeaza prostia.

Cel mai lung nume de localitate,intamplator se afla tot in UK si anume in Tara Galilor.
Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwyll-llantysiliogogogoch-incercati sa memorati numele localitatii in vederea cumpararii unui bilet de tren ca cica zona e foarte misto si merita vizitata ca doar nu o sa va opreasca incapacitatea de a memora un nume.