Europa League Groups 2010

GROUP A
Juventus
Manchester City
Salzburg
Lech Poznan


GROUP B
Atletico Madrid
Bayer Leverkusen
Rosenborg Trondheim
Aris Salonika


GROUP C
Sporting
Lille
Levski Sofia
Ghent


GROUP D
Villarreal
Club Bruges
Dinamo Zagreb
PAOK Salonika


GROUP E
AZ Alkmaar
Dynamo Kiev
BATE Borisov
Sheriff Tiraspol


GROUP F
CSKA Moscow
Palermo
Sparta Prague
FC Lausanne-Sport


GROUP G
Zenit St Petersburg
Anderlecht
AEK Athens
Hajduk Split


GROUP H
VfB Stuttgart
Getafe
OB Odense
Young Boys


GROUP I
PSV Eindhoven
Sampdoria
Metalist Kharkiv
Debrecen


GROUP J
Sevilla
Paris St Germain
Borussia Dortmund
Karpaty Lviv


GROUP K
Liverpool
Steaua Bucharest
Napoli
Utrecht


GROUP L
Porto
Besiktas
CSKA Sofia
Rapid Vienna

Champions League Groups 2010

Group A
1)Internationale
2)Bremen
3)Tottenham
4)Twente

Group B
1)Lyon
2)Benfica
3)Shalke
4)H.Tel Aviv

Group C
1)Manchester
2)Valencia
3)Rangers
4)Bursaspor

Group D
1)Barcelona
2)Panatinaikos
3)Kobenhavn
4)Rubin

Group E
1)Bayern
2)Roma
3)Basel
4)CFR Cluj

Group F
1)Chelsea
2)Marseille
3)Spartak Moskva
4)Zilina

Group G
1)Milan
2)Real Madrid
3)Aijax
4)Auxerre

Group H
1)Arsenal
2)Shaktar Donetsk
3)Braga
4)Partizan

Fastest text message

If you try to beat this guy all you have to do is to type this:"The razor-toothed piranhas of the genera Serrasalmus and Pygocentrus are the most ferocious freshwater fish in the world. In reality they seldom attack a human.",and you have to do it in less than 35:54sec.good luck

We love hot girls wearing glasses and office dressed

This group is for all guys/girls who like hot girls wearing glasses and dressed "office-style". We'll keep you updated with pictures and all that :)
We want to reach as many users as possible, so we can transform it from a fashion to an international law: All girls must be dressed like that because is soooo sexy.go on,press the "Join" button i know you love them too
Think about guys,take the bikini off...keep kissing her....take the bra off...keep kissing her...and when you ready for action you have to stop.why???what do you mean why?you forgot the glasses....take the glasses off and then carry on.is that a good reason to join this group??of course it is.

Preservation

Judging the above photo,if i wear a condom all the time that will make my willie immortal???only asking...

Best ringtones ever made

Be patience,is getting funnier after the first minute.Donald Duck is my favorite hahahaha

How to improve your site/blog visitors number

The plan that I offer you is the result of months of reading, testing, experience, so you will get only what's important from each: facebook, twitter, SEO, blogging, outsourcing. 3 pages of information, modified to suit your business. Bonus: I will answer to all your social media / SEO questions!! If you are advanced internet marketer you don't need to buy this, is a summary of all the methods, but if you are just started, you NEED this. ohhhh,yeah,and it's only a fiver.5$only

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First kiss

This is the first kiss filmed.It was passion as well back in the days.I love his moustache...I'm not pervert,just saying.

World first mobile phone

Meet Marty Cooper,the inventor of the first mobile phone.He invented the hand held phone in 1973,the phone's weight was 2 kilos.



When he stood on a New York street and made the first phone call from a prototype cellular phone, he couldn't have conceived how successful it would become.
Producing the first phone cost Motorola the equivalent of $1m in today's money.
source:bbc.co.uk

Coffee art

What if you are a tea lover?can you replicate this with tea bags?or there's another bird/animal that you can do?This question is for me,i need to keep myself focused.
The rest are just easy,i've done 'em while i had a fag...You know when you're bored and you do stupid thing?That's what i do when i'm bored..........not really

Cruel woman is throwing a cat in a bin

A cat and a woman meet eachother,one is walking on the brick fence the other on the pavement.
When woman suddenly grabs the cat by the scruff of the neck before throwing it into a wheelie bin and slamming the lid closed.
The cat stayed for nearly 15 hours in the bin before her owners found her

Slash masterpiece

Here's Slash at Glastonbury 2010 performing the best song ever (in my opinion).

Old school hip-hop

If you bored in work just listen to this and you'll cheer up,i promise.want more?have a look at the video then,and remember the way you use to dress in the 90's.....aaaa?remember??and those funky moves??is that you back then???noooo
Great tune 'do. naughty by nature-OPP

Way of travel

We all know how much dogs love to travel in a car with window down and head out.This is a perfect example of dog lover satisfy his dog needs.You know what?i might do that with my dog.....hopes he'll enjoys it.

Funny insults

Shouldn't you have a license for being that ugly?

Calling you an idiot would be an insult to all the stupid people.

Sure, I'd love to help you out...now, which way did you come in?






Anybody who told you to be yourself simply couldn't have given you worse advice...

Why don't you slip into something more comfortable...like a coma.

I know what sign you were born under...'RED LIGHT DISTRICT'



source:humorsphere.com

10 Funny Facebook Status

Dan feels like getting some work done...and so he is sitting down until the feeling passes.

Dan is cle'a]ni.ng hi's ke]yb29oa;rd

Dan is wondering why his daughter's diaper holds no where near the 22-37 pounds it promises

Dan is wondering where Noah kept woodpeckers on his ark

Dan is Loading ████████████ 99%

Dan Statistically 5/4 of people have trouble with fractions.

Dan I hear there is scientific proof that birthdays are good for you... the more you have the longer you live.

Dan Top Tip Of The Week: When going through airport customs and you are asked "do you have any firearms with you?" do not reply "what do you need?"

Dan Have you ever had a fly or small bug land on your computer screen and your first reaction is to try and scare it with the cursor?

Dan is normally not a praying man, but if you're up there, please save me Superman.

Source:hubpages.com

Proud to be a man

That is so true.....i know 'cause i'm always skint



Free MySpace Comments

One little game for really bored people....i knooow is sad

Sa vedem cat de istet esti tu ca pe mine m-a imbolnavit de nervi joculetul asta....si cand te gandesti ca a fost proiectat tocmai sa ma linisteasca.....offfff
PS.stiu ca e vechi dar a ramas la fel de enervant aaaarrrrr

Sacked chef goes mad-video

Nenea bucatar a fost concediat,pana aici nimic deosebit.Omu',dupa ce i se da vestea,iese din biroul sefului cu tastatura de la calculator si o izbeste te tocul usii,mai sparge cateva farfurii,varsa niste faina in incercarea de a se calma.Dar nimic nu il calmeaza si incepe sa urmareasca ceilalti membrii ai bucatariei cu un obiect ascutit cand......cand un nene satul de ifosele lui il face KO cu o singura lovitura.De mentionat ca nenea cu KO-ul nu face parte din stafful restaurantului respectiv ci a unui alt restaurant aflat in apropiere.Na,ete dovada

Cel mai tare site din luuuuuumeeee (best web site ever....true)fara caterinca

Navigam si eu ca oamenii prin vastul internet cand descoperii saitu asta.Smecher,arata bine si e simplu de navigat.Ba chiar am aflat ca toate ofertele alea sunt pe bune.Practic baietii posteaza o oferta pe zi,din orice domeniu de la chiloti la apartamente.Evident ca unele oferte dureaza doar o zi sau o saptamana si trebuie sa te grabesti sa cumperi produsele respective dar sunt OFERTE,chilipiruri practic.Functioneaza foarte simplu,cauti domeniu care te intereseaza,sa zicem ca vrei un laptop ieftin.Apesi oferte laptop in dreapta sus la etichete si iti apar toate ofertele de laptop.Daca ofertele au expirat nu dispera,intra pe www.oferte-noi.info mai des ca o sa apara alta.Majoritatea magazinelor online prezentate acolo iti ofera posibilitatea sa platesti cu cardul sau cont PayPal,inca un motiv sa cauti produse ieftine acolo.
Daca baietii au omis o oferta buna de pe piata sau daca ai tu ceva de vanzare pe e-bay,sau okazii.ro sau orice alt site poti sa le trimiti oferta si daca produsul respectiv e cel mai ieftin de pe piata o sa-l gasesti a2a zi pe site.Aaaaa,si inca ceva,totul e gratis deci e modalitate ieftina si buna sa iti promovezi produsele.
Deci mie chiar mi-a placut,acum ramane de vazut daca va place si voua.
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