10 Funny Facebook Status

Dan feels like getting some work done...and so he is sitting down until the feeling passes.

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Dan is wondering why his daughter's diaper holds no where near the 22-37 pounds it promises

Dan is wondering where Noah kept woodpeckers on his ark

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Dan Statistically 5/4 of people have trouble with fractions.

Dan I hear there is scientific proof that birthdays are good for you... the more you have the longer you live.

Dan Top Tip Of The Week: When going through airport customs and you are asked "do you have any firearms with you?" do not reply "what do you need?"

Dan Have you ever had a fly or small bug land on your computer screen and your first reaction is to try and scare it with the cursor?

Dan is normally not a praying man, but if you're up there, please save me Superman.

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